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The word of the day is "dilatory"

05.20.2002 -> 05.29.02 - The word of the day is "dilatory"

    Seven significant things I've done in the last nine days in no particular order:
  1. I got to see Elvis Costello last Wednesday, and it was all I hoped it could be. He's become sort of a personal hero to me over the past few years, and getting to see him play with most of the Attractions was wonderful. Seeing a crowd made up of terminally dorky old white guys and attractive older women made me wish I was in college twenty years ago. I would have been a poon machine. Regardless, ther rock is still good, and I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
  2. I spent several days in Livermore looking after my mom. She had surgery to repair a hernia on Wednesday and I got to play houseboy/nurse. She's fine, but I'm still a little queasy.
  3. I realized I should never, ever be entrusted with another human life, as I'm ill equipped to handle the responsibility. I don't think it will be acceptable to use pain pills as a pacifier should I ever have kids.
  4. While home, I updated the look and content of my website. After spending four plus hours getting everything situated, I realized I don't like it. Eh.
  5. Because of my "keen eye" and my good boss' absurd need to actually give me tasks that I enjoy doing, I was awarded the responsibility of redesigning an organizational overview booklet for my department to use as a marketing tool. It's hard work, but I like it. Someone take my temperature.
  6. This all seemed futile when the COO announced that my company was purchased by Citicorp and my department will be excised in roughly eight months as a result. The office was like a morgue for a while. As I'd rather bite off my own testicles rather than stay there for eight months, this doesn't immediately affect me, but it still kind of sucks.
  7. I've hopped on the Kings bandwagon and gotten really, really into playoff basketball. I'm basically interested a) because the games are good, b) because there will be huge parties in Sacramento when they win, and c) I love it when the Kings win and Kobe looks like he just swallowed a nice mouthful of cock. Fuck the Lakers.

-- Jeffy
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