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Oh am gee

07.04.03 - Oh am gee

REASON #40949792873 WHY ONLINE PROFILES ARE BAD:

NitroGirlAmy: hey cutie
Bench Pressley: Hello. Do I know you?
NitroGirlAmy: no, i saw your pic on moc and i thought you were really cute so i IMED you
Bench Pressley: Oh, that's sweet of you to say. Thank you.
NitroGirlAmy: NO PROBLEM
NitroGirlAmy: how old u?
Bench Pressley: I am probably too old for you.
NitroGirlAmy: well im 12
NitroGirlAmy: you?
Bench Pressley: Christ. We need to stop talking.
NitroGirlAmy: HOE OME?
NitroGirlAmy: HOW OLD R U
Bench Pressley: I'm 22.
NitroGirlAmy: yikers!
Bench Pressley: How old did you think I was?
NitroGirlAmy: eye dunno,. 16 at da oldest
Bench Pressley: Yes. Well, um, I will take that as a compliment and cease communication with you immediately. Good luck with junior high.
NitroGirlAmy: $pank$
NitroGirlAmy: []Deace




(THIS WAS AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION!)

-- Jeffy

P.S. No, I didn't hit it.
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