As much as I'd love to be able to design free layouts for all of Diaryland, I simply don't have the time, energy or attention span to satisfy every request I get. There came a point when I grew tired of using good layout ideas for people who use their diaries to write awful poetry or people who switch layouts every week. I decided I have better things to do like drink forty ounce bottles of King Cobra malt liquor and not fulfill my potential as a human being.

Still, I do enjoy making the occasional layout. If you want one, you're going to have to win me over.

WAYS TO WIN ME OVER:
1) Have a diary I already read
2) Be a friend of mine already and ask me nicely
3) Have strikingly good and/or interesting entries
4)Catch me on a good day (not likely)
5) Buy me something off of my Amazon.com wishlist.

Honestly, it's going to be pretty difficult to pull off numbers one through four, so the best and easiest route to work your way into my heart would be to buy me something. Most things on my list run between $10.00 and $20.00, which is pretty reasonable for what you get.

What do you get? I'm glad you asked.

First of all, you get speed. If I accept your request, I can usually produce a layout for you the next day. If you want me to do something exceedingly difficult, it may take two to three days, but that would be out of the ordinary.

Secondly, you get a very accomodating desire. I want to make your diary exactly what you want, not what I want. I will work with you until you're satisfied. I'm happy to work with nitpickers.

Lastly, you get the sexy. The sexy is something only Jeffy can provide. If you'd like to see examples of the sexy, take a look at a few of the layouts I've designed for past friends, customers and/or hot lovers:

• vinylcarly
• Musicjunkie
• Gettingsome
• Odalisk
• Regrets
• Playmate2ooo
• Girlyouknew
• Sprk97
• Alyssamarie
• Chaoschick
• Lespania

  If this looks appealing to you, shoot me an e-mail and I'll see what I can do.

  --Jeffy