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12.29.04 - I'm pretending you miss me
06.03.04 - Test?
07.04.03 - Oh am gee
05.20.2003 - Television, you're my only friend
04.02.03 - Going Nowhere
02.18.03 - Head Bursts Open
12.30.02 - NOTICE!
12.22.02 - Winter Days, More Likely That You Notice Heat
12.02.02 - "Tisk, tisk, Jeffy. How many times were you beaten with the ugly stick?"
11.17.2002 - My CD Collection Is A Way Of Compensating For The Size Of My Genetalia
11.04.02 - Words Are Due
10.22.02 - Back Again
10.15.02 - I Brought You Into This World, I Can Take You Out
10.03.02 - Suck it Up, Be a Man
10.01.02 - Fall Fell
09.24.02 - Consonant
09.19.02 - Home Sweet . . . Holy Sweet Aunt Jemima
09.09.02 - My Big Fat Dumbass Weekend
09.04.02 - In Transit
08.23.02 - Celebrate By Eating Lots Of Raw Fish
08.17.2002 - 08.18.2002 - Fantasy Vs. Reality
08.16.02 - Meeting People Is Easy
08.15.02 - Why You'd Want To Live Here
08.20.02 - These Are Dangerous Amusements
08.14.02 - You Don't Know From Bad
08.09.2002 - What Did I Do To Deserve This?
08.01.02 - Justify Your Existence
07.26.02 - Newfound Appreciation
07.20.02 - Such A Pose I Could Simply Not Hold
07.20.02 - Seven Lessons I've Learned
07.17.02 - Canadian Pimp
07.11.02 - Jigga Who?
07.01.02 - Show me on the doll where she touched you
06.21.2002 - 06.23.2002 - Now I Try To Be Amused
06.19.02 - What will you do when your suntan fades?
06.10.02 - -
06.09.2002 - Aggie Pride?
05.20.2002 -> 05.29.02 - The word of the day is "dilatory"
05.20.02 - It Was So Much Easier When I Was Cruel
05.15.2002 - The Bitch's Bitch
05.15.02 - Rolls Downhill
05.14.02 - Don't Call It A Comeback
05.08.02 - An Excuse Note
04.25.2002 -> 05.01.2002 - Necksplosion!
04.24.2002 - National Executive Administrative Assistant Day sounds better
- Before my time
04.22.2002 - Group Writing Process
04.21.2002 - I am an island
04.20.2002 - I'm Beginning to Think, Baby, You Don't Know
04.18.2002 -> 04.19.2002 - All Looks
04.17.02 - Miss Out On The Nightlife
04.16.2002 - A Kind of Obsolete Vernacular
04.15.2002 - At Least I Didn't Have To Worry About Taxes
04.09.2002 -> 04.14.2002 - Square Peg Vs. Round Hole
04.08.2002 - Nothing's Something That's Important to Me
03.28.2002 -> 04.07.2002 - seventhings
04.03.02 - And I'm Not Satisfied
03.28.2002 - A Jaw Grind Disposition
03.21.2002 -> 03.27.2002 - Time Well Spent
03.17.2002 -> 03.21.2002 - She's My Soft-touch Typewriter and I'm A Great Dictator
03.16.2002 - It's a Song and I Wrote It About You
03.12.2002 -> 03.15.2002 - Missing Fortune Cookie
03.15.02 - Uninspired
03.08.2002 -> 03.11.2002 - The Sweetness Rising
03.07.02 - Silently Judging You
03.03.2002 -> 03.06.2002 - Bad Hoodoo
03.02.2002 - La Misma Canción
03.01.2002 - Sleep's A Genius
02.22.2002 -> 02.28.2002 - We Were On A Break
02.21.2002 - Irrational Exuberance
02.20.2002 - Interview Tips
02.19.2002 - A Band-aid Solution
02.18.2002 - Like A Juggler Running Out Of Hands
02.17.2002 - Generosity
02.16.2002 - I'm In Hiding
02.15.2002 - You Know The Story
02.14.2002 - You're so bitter, you think he's sweet
02.17.02 - Quality
02.10.2002 - It's A Fade
02.09.2002 - Slothfest 2K2
02.08.2002 - Am I Done?
02.07.2002 - Everything Moves Along
02.05.2002 - I Just Don't Know What To Do
02.08.02 - Topical
02.01.2002 -> 02.03.2002 - Liquor, Luck and Ladies
01.31.2002 - Mastering The List
01.30.2002 - My Boy Turns Twenty-One
01.30.02 - I Want My Baby Back
01.27.2002 - Bawcock
01.31.02 - Fun Things Happen in Bed
01.25.2002 - Loving Every Minute With This Damned Crew
01.24.2002 - The Company You Keep
01.23.2002 - I'm not an Addict
01.23.2002 - Cold Front
01.21.2002 - Raw Fish Death Wish
01.24.02 - Paper People
01.17.2002 - Paycheck
01.16.2002 - Alyssa Says This Isn't A Real Entry
01.15.2002 - And So I Won't Complain
01.12.2002 -> 01.14.2002 - Smokin' It
01.14.02 - Dead And The Dying
01.07.2001 - Down To Get The Friction On
01.06.2001 - He Could Go All The Way
01.05.2001 - When The Rain Comes
01.08.02 - A Kind Of Obsolete Vernacular
01.03.2001 - I'm A Bad Motor Scooter
01.02.2002 - These Are Some Tasty Balls
01.01.2002 - Everything In Its Right Place

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